TEST YOUR NAKED REPUBLICAN IQ
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Which powerful Congressman’s great grandfather invented Kotex? (Hint: he seems to have a permanent case of PMS)

Which chubby young Southerner fell in love with his high school math teacher, and then married her? (Hint: he dumped her for a younger woman, whom he later dumped for an even younger woman).

Which Congresswoman described nonwhites as “the warm-climate community?” (Hint: she almost lost to a guy who stripped off most of his clothes during a tv interview, and spent several weeks in a mental institution).

Who was George W. Bush’s first fiancée? (Hint: it wasn’t Laura—and she was half-Jewish).

Which Congressman had a sandwich named after him at Jack Abramoff’s deli? (Hint: the meat was very lean).

Which Congressman shot a pumpkin in his backyard to prove that Vince Foster was murdered?